This one is not the usual amusing bad English. This kid is clearly pretty smart and has a sense of humour. If I was 15, I would want to be friends with this one!
Topic: Imagine you are a famous musician. Tell me about your band and your life.
I'm a famous musician.
My band is very popular because my band have released beautiful tunes.
I am useful because I write a song.
But I can't sing a song.
My life is a lazy life because my work is very few.
Topic: Tell me why you love Lady Gaga or tell me why you hate Lady Gaga.
I hate Lady Gaga because I don't like her costumes.
Because her costumes make me displease.
I can't understand why she does strange things.
I like Japanese songs better than Western music.
So I hate Lady Gaga.
Topic: If an alien came to Fukuyama, what would you tell them?
Listen to my talk.
Do you understand English?
You are ET.
Your family is worring about you.
You have to go home.
Bye-Bye.
You mustn't come to the earth.
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