Tuesday, November 29, 2011

NOT a morning person!

Stay out of my way world, I hate mornings and today I'm not holding back.  I'm totally buggered from a couple of weekends of sightseeing (read early mornings) and 5:30am starts to drive to work from Jinseki, without a chance to sleep in and restock my sleep supplies.

Today I was really really struggling to stay awake for the hour and a half drive to work (safe, I know!) and when I got to work my lunch had leaked in my handbag.  Jeff kindly suggested it was stupid of me to have put a bento box in my handbag, which wasn't really the reaction I was hoping for. 

I know this is a really stupid, petty thing to mind, but I hate the walk up to my fourth floor office where I feel obliged to say 'Good morning!' all bright and cheery-like to every student I pass.  I feel like a performing seal - watch the gaijin show model morning greetings!  I don't mind - no, I enjoy real interactions (like the student who just came into the office to ask me a question), but I hate the passing comments where the students would actually rather I didn't say anything so they weren't forced to respond to me in English!  Plus at this time of the morning I really struggle to jump back and forth between English with the students and Japanese with the teachers (which is encouraged to show respect because you're not here to force your language on the teachers!). 

Finally, this has nothing to do with the morning except that I'm cranky atm, but it's really really bothering me the way the Japanese don't use soap when they wash their hands.  Of course that's not a golden rule, but I don't think I've ever seen a student at Tode use the soap (many of the bathrooms have only recently been stocked with soap) and it's a max of about one in five students at Myoodai who use the soap.  That might be generous - if I use the left soap for the first half of the day, then pick up the soap on the right side, it's usually dry and hard.  For a country that wears face masks so frequently and pride themself on being super clean, it's hard for me to get my head round the soap aversion.  I used to just ignore it, but it's been bothering me and grossing me out lately.  I'm sure we used to get in trouble at primary school if another kid told the teacher you hadn't used soap to wash your hands! 

Anyway, I now have to go and record some dictation for my darling supervisor.  He told me I WOULD be doing it first period, as opposed to the other teachers who asked me if I was free at any point to help them with recording dictation!  Another funny thing with my lovely supervisor is that he just came to ask if I did paperwork for working in Tode on the 22nd.  I said yes, that I had put it in kyoto-sensei's inbox (Vice-Principal).  He then proceeded to tell me he would call the Vice-President and after the phone call to tell me that the Vice-President didn't have my paperwork so I had to redo it.  He must have talked about the Vice-President half a dozen times.  It's kinda mean, I should correct him, but I'm weak and shallow and enjoy smirking at his mistake.  So petty... so human. 

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After the recording:
That went fairly well with only one real concern.  My stomach did a huge rumble in the middle of it and I have a strong suspicion it will be heard on the tape!  Awkward, but not quite bad enough to make me go through that torturous process again - 'Read through three times.  First, read it slowly.  Second, read it out including speaking the commas and periods and pausing five seconds after commas and ten seconds after periods.  Third, read it slowly.'  By the time I finish counting ten seconds, I have forgotten I'm supposed to say the commas and periods (it's so unnatural - and I've always called them full-stops!).  So I end up having to redo it a few times.  Kinda painful with my smelly, silent supervisor.  So if the students all hear my stomach rumbling, so be it!! 

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Week of Saving

Well, yesterday we dropped Steve at the bus that took him to the airport.  While we were in the big city (Okayama) we made the most of it, picking up a few of our favourite things - Starbucks coffee (Jeff) and Body Shop products (me).  Before anyone knocks Jeff for drinking Starbucks, you clearly haven't lived in Japan with only Japanese cafes.  And me... well I'm getting much better at not stockpiling beauty products, but Body Shop continues to be the only place in Japan where I know what I'm buying.  I'm sure the Japanese products are lovely, but most of them are whitening and this pakeha doesn't need any more whitening!  If I get any whiter I'll be able to audition for Moaning Myrtle in Harry Potter: the Stage Show (yeah... I'm four books into the series at the moment and my head is 70% in Hogwarts, 30% in Japan). 

While it was lovely having Steve here and doing all the touristy things, when we dropped him off yesterday I realised that in exactly a month we would be flying out for Singapore.  So we have a month of hard saving coming up so we will have spending money for Singapore and Malaysia.  I'm working hard at reading lots to clear my bookshelf (I know, tough job for me...), so we can fit all the new books I intend to buy in Singapore.  Other than that we might try to find shirts in Jeff's size (wish us luck!) and... eat!  We have been assured that there is lots of delicious food for us to try in both Singapore and Malaysia, so we look forward to our culinary tour! 

Of course, the month before Christmas is a bad time to attempt to save money - we need to send gifts home, get gifts for each other and pay for work Christmas parties.  At least I combined touristing with Steve with Christmas shopping, picking up little things in Hiroshima and Sekaiminato (crazy anime town).  But my work party is on this Friday.  My ticket is costing 8000 yen - roughly $135.  I don't know what is happening to be so darn expensive, but everyone always tells ALTs that they need to go to any work parties they can manage, because it's the traditional Japanese way to bond with your workmates.  Apparently at work parties Japanese people drink excessively and really let their hair down.  So far I'm tempted to believe it's an urban myth, as the only work party I've attended was a tame dinner affair, and despite the fact Jeff has been here a year and a half, working at something like eight different schools, he's only been invited to one party.  Maybe people in Hiroshima are more restrained (I can't remember the example, but I've got that impression before.  Not that I know any non-Hiroshima Japanese very well).  Anyway, I'm curious as to how this big party will go down.  I am nervous about interacting with the teachers who don't speak English, but I also know some of them are really keen to interact with me (I know this because one of them baked me cake today!) so I have to stop being a wuss, suck it up, have a beer and start butchering the Japanese language!! 

In preperation for that, I should keep going on trying to catch up in my Japanese book.  I still haven't done the test that I meant to do on Friday, so I need to finish last week's study so I can knuckle down.  I won't have time tonight as I need to go shopping for Jeff's Christmas present...  No, I don't know what to get him.  It's really really hard to buy gifts for each other here - they have to be useful (so they don't end up getting thrown out when we leave, or costing lots to send home!), but we don't fit clothes.  Also we try not to spend money from home so I TRY NOT to use the credit card.  It will be a last resort!!  Jewellery is really difficult because you have no idea what you're looking at - cheap metal, silver or platinum... we can't tell!  We also live a long drive from the big malls that have things like cool shoe shops, the Body Shop or different import stores, so there's really not much range.  There is one mall that we always go to that we have implicitly agreed to both shop at, but on different nights.  Wish us luck! 

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Week of Steve

This week we've had Steve (sorry, Stephen!) visiting from NZ.  That sums things up in a way - an intense week of touristing to show a visitor everything we can about our region.  Last weekend was spent in Kyoto, where we got soaked with heavy heavy rain and were totally overwhelmed with the number of 'must see sights'.  We managed to hit a temple with 100 small (Buddhist?) god statues surrounding one huge gold-plated one (would give you the name but I don't remember it.  It's long and Japanese...), the Nijo-jo castle (it may be Nijijo.  Or Noji-jo.  Or Jo-nono.  You get the gist.  I failed to wrap my head round the names.  End of story) which had awesome 'nightengale floors' that make bird-like noises when stepped on so intruders can't creep in undetected.  Must be the only place in the world where a crowd of tourists tramping around sounds like native birds cheeping in the forest!  We finished up the afternoon at a food market, trying different things and buying sake... mmm.  Yuzu (type of citrus fruit) sake... I love you. 

The Sunday was rather drier so we went to the something-mizu-something shrine (I only know that much because mizu is water), where we wandered round taking pictures of the changing leaf colour and made a wish on the turning stone in the PITCHBLACK depths of a side temple.  We then hit what was probably the highlight of our weekend - Kinkakuji (I think that's at least 3/4 accurate.  At least, if I say it quickly no-one laughs at me, so it's fairly correct...).  It's a three story building on the edge of a man-made lake and is completely painted in gold - $6 million worth.  We were lucky enough to have sunshine while we viewed it, so we got the full effect.  It was built as an ostentatious display of power and, hundreds of years on, it still works!  We had a particularly good time there because Jeff was approached by three uni students wearing homemade 'Guide' badges.  They explained they study languages and are in some kind of English club, so they like to get practice by volunteering as tourist guides at some of the big attractions in Kyoto.  There were three guides and three of us, so we had fun chatting to locals as we went around.  I'm not sure how successful Steve and his super-cute little Japanese girl were; he's not used to Japanese English and she's not used to superspeedNZEnglish.  But all three of our guides were very friendly and we got a picture with the group before waving them goodbye. 

This week I've been working while Jeff showed Steve round the more local sights (I'm having issues choosing between sites and sights... most sentences I'm using they are interchangeable, despite the totally different meanings!).  However, Wednesday was a holiday, so J&S headed down to Hiroshima on Tuesday morning and I took the train down to join them after work.  That was quite a mission - I had to drive back from Tode High School (about 40 mins), get changed and made-up for town (always odd before 5pm!  Was hoping I wouldn't meet students!), walk up to the train station with my luggage and take a train down to Hiroshima (about an hour and a half), before tramming from Hiroshima Station to our hotel.  It was a long journey but fairly simple.  The only hairy bit was when I had to change trains.  Mentally rehersing the Japanese in my head, I turned to the woman next to me and pointed out the window at a train on another track.  'Excuse me,' I asked in my best Japanese, 'is that the bicycle to Hiroshima?'  She did one of those bite-your-cheeks-to-hold-in-the-smile things and answered in perfect English that no, it wasn't.  She pulled our her timetable and told me I had to wait 17 minutes on track 2.  'Oh, thanks.'  I answered.  Silence for a moment.  'I said bicycle, didn't I?  Man, I'm lucky I'm sitting next to you!'

That night we took Steve out to an all you can eat, all you can drink restaurant before hitting karaoke (Steve's big request).  My big achievement for the night was not falling asleep (it was touch and go at the restaurant after two drinks and a big feed.  Jeff started making me weak Coke-based drinks to try to keep me awake!), while Jeff's was joining in and... dare I say enjoying it??  Beforehand I had been talking about doing an hour, but they had a deal on where for the price of two hours you could stay as long as you liked between 11pm and 6am.  I was sceptical, but we did it.  Initially we figured we'd drunk enough at the restaurant, but Jeff soon declared he needed lots more beer to sing, so we topped up our deal to all you can drink karaoke.  Four hours later I had sung myself hoarse and told the others we were leaving.  Steve was encouraging us to stay longer, even as we protested four hours was quite enough.  As we paid up, Steve asked the time.  "3:30am" I told him.  "Oh, damn, really?" he asked.  "You mean, we actually have been here four hours?"  "Ah, yeah, yeah we have!"  Someone was clearly smiling on us because we were even able to talk the next day and the guys (who had taken on board plenty of booze) weren't looking too seedy - or no worse than you expect on not a lot of sleep. 

The last two days I've had peace and quiet having my Fukuyama apartment to myself while J&S explore Jinseki (much of the time the three of us have been sharing one tatami 'bedroom' so we have been living out of each other's pockets!).  Tonight I will go up and join the guys in going out for ramen for dinner.  Tomorrow we will do Matsue (awesome castle and moat.  The coolest castle we've found in Japan so far) and Stoehroagobgoehroeh (small town famous for its street lined with manga characters.  And one day I will remember the name...).  It will be a huge day for Jeff, who will be driving; it's three hours drive each way and a bit of a drive inbetween.  But it saves paying for accomodation and we have to get Steve to the Okayama airport bus on Sunday morning, so it's a good way to pack it all in!  Our American friend Emma will be coming to Matsue too, so it will be cool to catch up with her.  I'm a little nervous for my poor little car - this will be a hell of an ask for it.  Four big adults (no Japanese sized people in our group!), with a little 500-600 cc motor!  I hope I don't kill it one of these days - I'm really attached to my tiny, cheap little thing! 

With regards to Jeff being approached by the guides at Kinkakuji, he was also approached in one of the underground malls that weekend.  We were surprised because usually Jeff never gets approached - if someone Japanese is going to approach one of us, it's always me. But he had a gaggle of tiny 17 yr olds (I teach high school and these girls looked even younger than usual) come up and ask him some questions for a school project.  He had to take a note the girl had written and write one in return, then get a photo with her.  The top of her head reached his elbow.  We had a few different theories as to why Jeff was getting approached that weekend, but I think the best suggestion is just that they are more used to foreigners up that way, so people aren't intimidated.  Down here, unless the kids have a tall, broad bloke for an English teacher, they have no exposure to people Jeff's size. 

Then in Kyoto we had another... err... interesting discovery.  Turns out my favourite food, famous in Hiroshima, that we have taken all our visitors to try, well I've been saying it wrong the whole time.  Turns out if you say something quickly with confidence, no-one notices your mistake! It wasn't until I broke it down for Steve that Jeff noticed I was saying 'oKInomiyaki', instead of 'oKOnomiyaki'.  Not a huge difference, but bad when it's my fave Japanese food and I use the word regularly!  Ooops! 

After all this negativity about my Japanese ability, there is one positive.  I have noticed that when we have visitors Jeff and I speak a lot more Japanese to each other.  Nothing major - we can't have heartfelt discussions or even chat each other up (Jeff might be able to manage 'your head looks nice', but I don't think he knows 'hair' or 'outfit'.  And I wouldn't understand him anyway).  We are pretty much limited to stuff like 'Let's go', 'ok', 'it's cold', 'yes it is', 'are you alright?' 'yes I am', 'it's delicious', 'yet it is'... I think you notice a pattern.  I'm the reply.  Anyway, we do it much more when we have visitors.  On one hand I feel rude talking in front of people in a language I know they don't understand, but on the other hand I always need the practice and it's kinda fun to show our visitors that we do know some Japanese!  But mainly... mainly I think we do it as a kind of support for each other thing.  Like other couples use personal nicknames or something.  Ironically, when we have visitors we can use Japanese - a language spoken by 130 million other people in the country, to convey a sense of intimacy when it would be inappropriate to hug or anything.  I don't know, maybe I'm reading too much into this, but I have just noticed it's a pattern.  Maybe I just notice it a lot more in front of visitors.  But I'm pretty sure that's because we do it more when they're here. 

Now I better stop procrastinating and get back to my Japanese study.  With the free correspondance course provided by the JET Program you get books that have four pages to do each day.  I was doing really well until the extreme exhaustion of this week, so I'm currently four and a half days behind.  Today I'm supposed to finish the book and do the test, but I'll have to do that next week.  I have until the 9th to get the test in, so I have a little time up my sleeve, but I don't want to leave it to the last minute.  I'm going to need that free time for when we go away on our Christmas holidays. 

Until next time,

Charly

Thursday, November 17, 2011

On the down-low

Ok, so nothing is official yet, but a little bird told me (ok, my workmate told me) that my supervisor is changing!  Anyone who has asked me about my new job may have noticed that my explanation boiled down to: supervisor = sucky, everything else = awesome.  So the news that he is changing is greatly appreciated!  The other ALT is particularly pleased - he has been campaigning for years to have the supervisor changed and has watched five JET participants like myself come through and have problems with this guy.  I had already planned how I would warn my replacement not to take it personally how rude the supervisor is and not to hold back on asking for help, even when he does try to push it back onto the ALT ("Hello, I can't read this Japanese form!  That's what you're for!!"). 

Having said that, this supervisor hasn't caused me too much stress.  Because I've been married to an ALT - one with an excellent supervisor, I should add - I know what supervisors do and the kind of random issues they expect to help out with.  So I've had no qualms about TELLING my supervisor what I need him to do, and if he tries to tell me I need to do it myself, I tell him I can't and I need HIM to do it.  That has worked fairly well and my biggest issue with him, really, has been about personal hygiene.  I am very very very appreciative this means no more journeys in the car with him and his body odour!!  Unfortunately, his no longer being my supervisor won't stop him standing in front of the office fan in summer, while it propels his personal stench all through the room, but you can't have everything! 

I have no idea who will be taking over, but as my supervisor is currently the most antisocial member of the staff (so bad that the nurse was giggling at me having to share a car with him), anything is up from here.  In all seriousness, every other member of the English department is super lovely and I'm very excited to see who is my official minder as of December! 

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

A Note on Internationalisation

I had the coolest experience today.  In my classroom I have a big photo board with lots of NZ pictures (and a couple of tea towels - one with our map and one with the haka!).  One of my third year (18 yr old) students was looking at it and he took a fancy to a picture I took back in uni, on a Bio field trip, of the sunrise over the Waikato, taken from Mt Pirongia (as seen below). 


He then approached his teacher asking if she would ask me (he's really shy!) if he could have a copy of my picture, to use as the background of one of his calligraphy paintings.  My photo is going to be a star!  I am tickled pink by the idea of a picture taken on a beautiful NZ mountain will be used as the background for a traditional Japanese form of art. 

I really really really hope I can get a copy!  If nothing else, I will make sure I get a photo of his completed work.  I'm so flattered!  

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The best and the worst

In my new tradition of writing two posts in one day when I get around to updating here, I wanted to share my day with you.  I had two classes, both covering the same lesson (Shopping - something I consider myself pretty knowledgable about!). 

The first class was with Nakamura-sensei, one of my favourite teachers to work with.  I anticipated a fairly cruisy class, having a good time with the teacher.  However, the game, variation on Bingo, dragged by.  It depends on the losers standing up and receiting the alphabet as a 'punishment' - something the classes find either funny or dreadfully embarrassing.  This class just found it awkward and uncool.  There were miscommunications (am I the only one who doesn't know what a 'reach' in Bingo is??) and it was pretty much hell in a 3x3 grid.  I was really releived to get that over and done with and I handed out the new vocabulary quiz.  Only it WASN'T the new quiz!  What I hadn't realised was that the other ALT who teaches on Tuesdays - using my lesson plan and class materials - had put my scrap paper (old quizzes) into my lesson folder, so I had handed out the wrong quiz!  The students never said a word and it wasn't until they were finished and I was about to start giving the answers that I noticed it was titled with the wrong topic!  Having wasted their time so badly, the rest of the class was a bit of a blur as I just hung out for the bell to ring, trying to focus on the rest of the lesson and not how I felt sorry for myself for looking like an incompetant dickhead in front of the JTE (Japanese Teacher of English) and 20 students! 

This did not bode well for the second class...  My second class for the day is a class that is new to me.  The other ALT had got into some kind of battle of wills with them; he told me that in 14 years in Japan he has never had such a frustrating class.  They basically just talked straight over him, while their JTE didn't have the strength of character to control the rowdy class.  If it sounds like I'm knocking him for not coping with them, I don't mean it at all.  If there is anything I have learnt over the last year and a bit, it's a) that you never know what students are going to drive you crazy and b) once a student or group of students gets you worked all up, that's it, you're probably never going to get things smooth again.  At my first school in Japan I mentioned to my boss that I was struggling with one particular group (about six kids, average age roughly 10.  They once spent an entire half hour lesson laughing at my skirt.  Apparently black skirts are funny??) and he straight away said he would try to avoid ever rostering me on with them.  He said he also had a group he couldn't handle - hence why I taught them every Thursday evening!  Anyway, the point of all that is that I'm NOT knocking the other ALT for letting them get him wound up (wind, wound... is that right??  Hey, both wind and wound have two different pronunciations with very different meanings.  Man English is confusing...).  But all the same, I was pretty darn nervous about taking them on.  One part of me said (is still saying) "You're the new teacher!  They'll be awesome for you... today."  The other side of me said "What if they've enjoyed infuriating the ALT and intend to do it again for kicks?"

As the kids all filed in I got a number of "Charly!"s and one "Good morning!" (full marks for enthusiasm, but it was 1:30 in the afternoon).  We did the game and they thought it was FUNNY singing the alphabet as punishment!  Yay!  They were getting into it and being a model class - which I was really releived about as no less than three senior staff members stuck their heads in during the lesson to check how things were going!  The Head of English stayed the whole second half! 

To continue with the lesson, they were then given the quiz.  They did that and looked pleased at my marking system - students who speak up with the correct answer get a point on their little 'hanko charts' (when they complete the chart they get a certificate and a mini KitKat).  We then moved onto practising the names of items of clothing in preparation for the shopping dialogue.  Having taught the same activity this morning it was a dream run and they played straight into my hands (needing prompting for 'sweater' - although I explain the NZ word is sweatshirt - and explaining that the Japanese term 'short pants' gets shortened down to 'shorts').  They then completed the handout QUICKLY with enough time to practise in pairs.  Despite looking unused to having to stand up and practise dialogue, they quickly did what they were told and, being a louder class, they really enjoyed activities which involved lots of speaking. 

I felt like the cat that got the cream after, with their teacher and the Head of English looking at me with grateful relief because the class went so perfectly!  I think everyone was at their wits end how to fix the situation, so the fact it has been resolved so well is a huge weight off their shoulders.  Concerned about counting chickens before they hatch, I did say that if they gave me any trouble, I was sure it would be in a week or two, but the Head of English looked like he didn't really appreciate that suggestion, so I added quickly, "But I'm sure it'll be fine."  I promised both of them that I would keep this 'noisy' class busy with speaking activities and that it would all be easy.  Now as long as no-one from high up the food chain drops into any of my classes where I have to bang the whiteboard marker on the filing cabinet to get any attention, I get to go down in history as an Awesome ALT!  Whoop whooop! 

Kyoto coming!

Hey there,

This isn't an exciting adventure-filled post like last time, it's just more of a 'this is what we're up to...' post.  Actually it's to procrastinate my Japanese study!  So now we're being honest...

Yesterday I was at Tode, my visit school.  The teacher of my third class had asked me to prepare something on NZ nature (he mentioned something about flowers, but I mentally edited his comment to something NZ can work with!).  He said how he was interested in how much we look after nature and that he wanted to me to tell the kids about it, so I said ok.  I had no idea how long he wanted me to talk for, but I printed off some pics from Cathedral Cove (beautiful beach and marine reserve, good for diving), Tongariro National Park (representing the North Island mountains and tourist hotspot for the Crossing), Kaikoura (need I spell it out?  Whales as tourism, not food!), Nelson Lakes (yes, because I reallyreally wanted to show off the pictures of our 8 day hike when we were 14!  Great pictures of me, mountains and nothing else!  Shows the beauty of the Southern Alps) and Codfish Island/Whenua Hou (the tiny island beside Stewart Island where I worked for a summer looking after the incredibly rare kakapo.  That's a bird for non-Kiwis.  Kiwi is also a bird, but I mean the people.  If you follow...  That was my example of an island sanctuary not accessible to the public.  The students seemed a bit disappointed they couldn't pat a kakapo themselves, so I told them about Sirocco and his facebook page - maybe the lure of kakapo will get my students to study English and visit NZ!). 

Anyhoo, I had no idea how long I was supposed to talk for, but on the day he said 15 minutes.  I agreed that was fine, but by the time the teacher was translating my talking, the students took ages pouring over the pictures, I taught a bit of NZ geography and the students asked questions which the teacher translated, before translating my answers back, it took the whole hour.  I felt bad for hijacking the class, but it was really fun and the students were keen.  They learnt important new words like whale and seal.  The teacher kept asking questions about what happens to you if you kill a seal, so I explained you would probably get a fine and possibly jail time.  Then every new animal he clarified that you would also get jail time for killing one ("Yes, yes you would.  Yes, you also would.  Yup, you still would.  Don't do it.  No, we don't have native goats so you won't get in jail for that.").  Everyone also had some confusion about the kakapo - "what happens if you touch one?", "you can't, they're on a small island and you're not allowed on the island", "but what if you DO", "you... you just can't!  You can't get on the island!"  I draw the island, with 'kakapo' inside and 'you' outside.  "You can't go on the island."  "Oh, you go to jail if you go on the island?"  "Yes...  err...  yes you do." 

If this sounds familiar, yup, it's the same teacher.  I should rename this blog 'Charly's adventures with Kagawa-sensei'.  Don't get me wrong, nice guy, and it's cool he asks questions - better than being quiet and having the wrong idea, or worse, not caring.  He has some really enthusiastic kids in his class so when the cultural assumptions aren't making things too confusing, it's a good time had by all! 

In other news...  Jeff made a game to play with his kids.  But, on a whim, he took the game to our adult English class last night.  It may have been made for ten year olds, but it was a HIT with the oldies!  The 'warm-up game' took all hour (no-one seemed to want to stop) and they were giggling away by the end.  They even asked to go a round overtime, which they never do.  Funny times! 

On Friday Steve arrives from NZ and we meet him in Kyoto - super exciting!  It will be our first time there so we have spent lots of time discussing the best way to carry our new camera around! 

I have class soon, so I should get my stuff organised.  Hope you're all well, wherever you're reading this from.

Cheers,
Charly

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Fire Drill

We just had a fire drill.  While it is fresh in my mind, I wanted to share the experience with you...

First off, I'm rather concerned because, unlike the ringing alarm bell back home, they just have an announcement to tell you there is a fire, then a second announcement to tell you where, and you're expected to get out.  Perhaps I need to get my supervisor to teach me 'fire alarm' in Japanese, because if I'm working alone in the office, I'm totally screwed.  Or maybe the office could kindly put 'Fire!' onto the end of the message, to make sure I'm safe?

Before I get too into the oddness of the exercise, I should praise Japanese efficiency.  The students were lined up, counted off and sitting down on the field in next to no time. 

But then, after the obligatory speeches and bows (yup, five bows in the fire drill!), a guy in an official-looking cap and orange and blue jumpsuit appeared at a fourth floor window, waving and talking into a microphone.  Far from the suicidal nutter he appeared, him and his buddy proceeded to set up a pulley outside the window and send the Maths teacher abseiling out.  Two students followed and the demonstration was concluded by another teacher who was so keen to get his feet on the ground that he landed on the second floor ledge and had to re-launch himself.  I'm not sure if they were supposed to be demonstrating different things, or if it's just there was going to be a scrap if only one person got to try the hands-free, one-man abseiling gear. 

Next a male student came out of the ground floor carrying a fire hose.  There was a funny but awkward moment when my socially-inept supervisor didn't move.  As usual, he wasn't standing with anyone else (because otherwise people expect you to make small talk and say niceties) and when he finally realised he was holding things up, he headed not towards the close stairs, but tried to just move back a couple of metres still in line with the hose.  It was indicated to him that he would need to give it much more space than that, so he set off at an uneven shuffling run (he has a limp), finally reaching the safety of the distant stairs while students laughed and teachers tried to pretend they weren't laughing.  Anyway, after that they turned the hose on and the boy holding it looked pleased as punch - clearly he wasn't afraid to show the school his big hose. 

After that there was more talking while I stood there wondering what we were supposed to do with our 'inside shoes' that were now covered in sand from the sports field.  Turns out you just do a little shuffle on the entry mats and you're good to go.  I feel so ripped off - they make such a big deal about inside shoes and outside shoes here, then when it's convenient they ignore it!  While I can't wear my cute heels to work on fat days, because they're 'dirty'. 

Toilet shoes are the other one that gets my goat.  Here at Myoodai I have to take off my inside shoes and put on the obligatory purple slippers to go to the toilet.  The stupid things is that the Western toilet is right next to the 'non-toilet shoe' area, so I have to shift half the slippers to open the door and to get into the toilet without stepping in the non-toilet slippers area I have to walk further into the bathroom, then turn around and get through the door without overbalancing and standing on the 'inside shoes area'.  When there are no students round I just step on the 'inside shoes' bit with my toilet slippers.  What a rebel. 

I told a class at Tode that they are my favourite school because there are no toilet slippers.  The teacher was really confused about this (yup, the same one as the bowing conversation).  I explained that if I come to work, teach three classes in a carpeted classroom and go to the toilet three times (and in honesty, I pee way more than that), then I have to change shoes fourteen times in one day.  Sixteen if you count putting them on and taking them off at home.  It's so crazy.  Well, it is when you're not used to it and you have shoes with buckles or laces that don't just slip on.  My mistake!  Thanks for the Crocs, Mum! 

I should go to tennis - I went once, a fortnight ago.  They didn't really let me touch the ball yet, but things looked promising - I got lots of one-on-one attention because the student didn't know how to tell me he couldn't help me in English!  He was trying really hard to use what English he had, but it was clearly scaring the bejesus out of him.  At one point he finally turned to his fellow students and called in a plaintive voice, "Help!"  I finally took pity on the kid and told him I would see him the following Wednesday.  But then, that day I worked late on some lesson prep and now, another week later, I'm got a really sore stomach, so I don't feel like it.  Getting some exercise would probably make me feel better, but I doubt standing in the cold holding a raquet will help me.  Hmm... I don't know. 

Hope you're all well.  I'm trying to update more regularly so I remember to tell you these little funny things, not just updating you on the big ones. 

Charly

New look

I've just had a play around with the layout of the blog - adding in a few things, removing a few things and rearranging it.  Let me know what you think!  (and yes, if you don't like something I changed, please speak up!)

Cheers,
Charly

P.S.  You should all be relieved I have finally found out how to reply to comments.  Google has me logging out and logging back in everytime, but I hope I've fixed that now!

Monday, November 7, 2011

An hour later

Ok, so this is only an hour after I posted the last one, but I have two important things to say: 1) my school's brass band is the schiz (is that still a word?) and 2) I am an idiot. 

I thought they were playing LAST Monday and that I had just somehow missed it (misunderstanding the venue - right outside my office - or something).  But no, they played today.  They were awesome, doing little box steps with their clarinet solos and everything.  Too cute.  The grand finale involved six students from the calligraphy club coming out and using big paint brushes and mops to write something about 'Myoodai High School, energetic, smiley people' (and something about a dream which I didn't really understand in context), in highlighter pink, yellow, purple, green and orange on a huge banner laid out in front of the band.  It would have made for some awesome pictures... grrr!!  I guess I need to leave the old camera in my car when Jeff has the good camera, so even if I don't get amazing pictures, I'll get SOMETHING. 

What else has been going on?  I've collected a new class - a third year (18 yr olds) English Composition class.  I'm basically a grammar check, wandering round answering questions and helping them with tricky bits (like rearranging the words to make the phrase 'Little had I ever dreamed I would...').  Of course, when the Japanese teacher isn't looking, I get grilled on my favourite movies and music.  Sample conversation:
Student:  J-pop music what do you like?
Me:  What J-pop do I like?  I haven't really listened to any J-pop.
Student:  What music do you like?
Me:  I like rock music and some pop, American pop.
Student:  Oh, rock!  I know rock!  Avril!
Me:  Err, yes.
Student:  Lady Gaga!  Katy Perry!
Me:  Umm, yup.  They're American.  *Bite the inside of my cheek to stop myself laughing at the idea of Katy Perry being rock*

Another funny situation I've had that I've been wanting to share is with a particular teacher at Tode High School, my visit school.  He is a nice guy, always making noises about inviting Jeff and I over for dinner and telling me how much he wants to hear about NZ.  BUT he seems to really struggle with using an ALT in class.  He often forgets I'm there and leaves me standing in the corner while he works on pronunciation with the kids.  Anyway, last class he was asking me about what I found strange in Japan.  I told him (and the class) that we foreigners find the bowing very strange. 
"Oh, really?" he said in surprise.  "Why?"
"Well, it's just not something we do back home.  Especially when it's overdone, it can feel, I don't know, uncomfortable."
"Oh.  But what about if you've done something bad?  You bow then, right?"
"Ah, no.  No, we don't."
"Even if you're really sorry?"  He sounded slightly shocked.
"Nope."
"But, how do you show you're sorry?"
I then acted out my best apology, pretending I was late to class, using my face, voice and body language, to show an apology (trying NOT to include any bowing, which is kinda second nature after a year in Japan!).
"So, you don't bow to your boss at all?!"
I try not to giggle at the thought of my NZ bosses face if I came in late and bowed to them.  "Ah, no.  Never."
"Hmm.  Interesting.  Well, what about in sports teams?  The younger kids still bow to the older ones, right?"
By this point I'm losing patience.  The idea of the younger kids on the first 15 doing a formal bow to the 18 yr olds is so odd I can't even picture it.  What part of 'never' is this teacher not getting?  "No.  Definately not."
"You would bow to the President though, right?"
"No.  No we wouldn't.  We don't have a President and we wouldn't bow to the President of America because he's not our President.  The only person MEN would bow to would be the Queen, because the Queen for us is like the Emperor for you.  MEN would bow like this," I did a deep, straight bow with my arms carefully tucked in front and behind me.  "WOMEN would curtsy."  I did a deep curtsy, holding out my imaginary skirt, to show the class.  There were a few 'ooh's and 'aah's and I think the penny dropped about our culture being DIFFERENT.  While both Japanese and European bows move the head closer to the floor, that's about where the similarity ends.  Really they are two totally different different things, as different as running and skipping.
Throughout the conversation, I could see the teacher couldn't get his head round how much of what they do in Japan is just Japanese culture and not The Way It's Done.  I could see he viewed our not bowing as some kind of stubborn arrogancy, like we considered ourselves to good to bow.  I couldn't work out how to explain it's not like we consider bowing when we apologise but decide we're too arrogant to bow.  He clearly couldn't understand that it is NO part of our culture, so if we did try to bow, people would laugh at us or get angry, thinking we were taking the piss. 
Clearly, although he is an English teacher, he can't have travelled outside Asia, or if he has, it was for a short time on a tour bus chartered for Japanese.  It's not the first time I've had this with him, where he has shown that he has no idea of how Japanese a lot of Japanese behaviour is.  I mean, I know every culture has that and you only realise your behaviour is 'Kiwi' rather than 'normal' when you travel, but it's surprising in someone who teaches a foreign language and has contact with at least two foreigners every week. 

Anyway, that was something odd I wanted to share with y'all.  Now it's time for me to head on home to my little apartment.  Monday is the night Jeff and I seperately, so it's my 'self maintenance' night - painting toenails, doing a facemask, dying my eyebrows (preferably without dying the rest of my forehead...)...  Oh, and hoovering the flat, doing laundry etc.  Not an exciting night, but I always feel good going to bed because I've done something useful that evening.  I'll feel especially good tonight because I expect to finish my book tonight!  We've had PLENTY of time to read lately and we have a big box of books ready to fill up our suitcases for our trip home in March.  My reading lately has been mainly Harry Potters and Terry Pratchetts, so I've been getting through the books particularly fast.  Yesterday Jeff declared he was going to put me on a book diet.  "What, only one a week?" I asked.  "A week?!" he replied.  "One a month!"  It wasn't until I asked, "Umm, can I reread it over the month?" that it turned out while I thought he meant I was only allowed to read one book a month, he actually meant I can only buy one book a month.  Phew!  The reason he is concerned is because I may have bought 13 books in Taipei.  It made my bag pretty squashed but was so worth it.  Now Singapore for New Year's...  Book shopping here I come!! 

Ok, that's actually the end.  No more blogging today, I promise!

Charly

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Autumn leaves

Hey there,

Well, to justify the title, I will first point out how beautiful Jinseki looks at the moment.  It was a warm damp weekend, with light but constant rain.  Jeff doesn't like this weather, but I love it.  I ran round the house taking some great pictures of the beautiful autumn trees from various windows.  In this dim, misty weather the reds, yellows and oranges glow.  I mean to go for a big drive at some point, taking millions of pictures before all the leaves fall.  I'm so glad we have our new camera now!

Not too much has happened lately, hence no update in a wee while, but there has been one important development.  The other ALT in Jinseki is married to a Japanese woman who lives a couple of hours away and is currently in his fourth year as a JET, out of a possible five years.  The area his wife lives in has recently started employing JET ALTs (as opposed to private Assistant Language Teachers), so he has applied for a transfer.  It should be noted here that he is unlikely to get it, as he would only be moving for the last year, but then again if anyone compassionate looks at his application, you would think they would let him move.  Anyhow, the question of whether I should apply to take Luc's position is something we have talked about before.  It would mean living together in one house all the time (no more packing a bag to visit my husband!), half the drive to work and a (brand new!) car provided for me.  So I SHOULD jump at the chance to work in Jinseki.  But... only hours before Jeff told me Luc's news I had been wondering about whether I would apply to shift in a year's time when Luc's contract was up.  And I had decided I probably wouldn't.  As it is, I get far more free rein as a teacher than... well then almost any ALT in Japan, I'm just starting to get into sports with the students, I love my workmates and the new apartment (and it's proximity to the train station) has been really helpful for our social life and travels.  It was a bit of a shock to me to realise that I had only a month to decide something that I thought I had over a year to think about.  I think I'm still in the honeymoon period at work, so maybe if I was asked again in six months time, I would be dead keen to shift workplaces, but right now I like Myoodai just fine. 

I wanted to say a bit more here, but the brass band has just started up in the courtyard and everyone is lined up on the walkway outside my office for an excellent bird's eye view, so I'm going to join them!  I promised myself I would go to kendo tonight, but watching the brass band performance probably fills my 'interacting with the students' quota!  (In fact, I do so little at kendo that watching brass band might be more exercise!  Of course, that's my own fault for not going regularly, but I haven't really figured out start times or anything yet!)

Hope you're all well.

Charly

P.S. Taught my 18 yr olds lots of essential Kiwi phrases in class today.  Things like 'choice', 'sweet as', 'heaps' and 'sparrow fart'.  They studiously asked the plural of 'sprog'.  Well, I've prepared them for NZ now!